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| Episode 1x01 - Flowers For Your Grave | |
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"Flowers For Your Grave"
One of Castle's "lesser works." Alison Tisdale's murder was fashioned after this book. Buy |
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"Boys Will Be Boys"
Beckett: Mr. Castle, you've got quite a rap sheet for a best-selling author. Disorderly conduct, resisting arrest... Castle: *shrug* Boys will be boys! Buy |
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"It Was Spring"
Beckett: Says here you stole a police horse? Castle: Borrowed. Beckett: Ah. And you were nude at the time? Castle: It was spring. Buy |
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"I'm Not Asking For The Bodies, Just The Pictures"
Castle: Can I get copies of thsoe? Beckett: People are dead, Mr. Castle. Castle: I'm not asking for the bodies, just the pictures. Buy |
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"There's No Need To Be Gentle"
Castle: Ooh, bondage. My safeword is "apples." Beckett: [to the cops] Oh, there's no need to be gentle. Buy |
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"Psycho Here Needs A Breath Mint"
Beckett: Castle, you okay? Castle: Yeah, except... psycho here needs a breath mint. Harrison: Shut up! Buy |
| Episode 1x02 - Nanny McDead | |
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"Don't Leave Town"
Castle: "Don't leave town?" Don't you need probable cause for something like that? Beckett: Yeah, well he doesn't know that, does he? Castle: You can lie like that? That is so cool! Buy |
| Episode 1x03 - Hedge Fund Homeboys | |
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"Speakerphone - Not Nearly As Fun As The Alternative"
Castle: Next time, put it on speakerphone. Buy |
| Episode 1x04 - Hell Hath No Fury | |
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"Worst Coffee" Mug
Castle: Oh, my god... this is quite possibly the worst coffee I've ever tasted. It's actually kind of fascinating, it tastes like... hmm. It tastes like a monkey peed in battery acid. Try some? Buy |
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"I'm A Wise Ass, Not A Jack Ass"
Beckett: Thanks for not making it a joke. Castle: Hey, I'm a wise ass, not a jack ass. Beckett: I didn't know there was a difference. Buy |
| Episode 1x05 - A Chill Goes Through Her Veins | |
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"Bam! Said The Lady"
Castle: Bam said the lady! Another best-seller for me. Buy |
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"Top Of The Line Laser Tag"
Castle: Mom, we are totally doing battle on the field of honor. Martha: How old ARE you? Castle: Old enough to afford top-of-the-line laser tag! Buy |
| Episode 1x06 - Always Buy Retail | |
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"Deep-Fried Twinkie"
Castle: That would be a very special brand of hell. The hell of a deep-fried twinkie. The guilty pleasure that you know is bad for you so you only do it once, maybe twice a year for the novelty, but a deep-fried twinkie every day? Buy |
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"I Had This Dream Once, Only I Was Naked And Far Less Embarrassed"
Beckett: Kitten? Castle: I had this dream once, only I was naked and far less embarrassed. Buy |
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"If You Shoot Me, Do I Not Bleed?"
Beckett: You don't need a vest. Castle: If you shoot me, do I not bleed? Buy |
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"Never Ever Call Me Kitten"
Castle: I definitely saved your life. And you know what that means, don't you? It means you owe me. Beckett: Owe you WHAT? Castle: Whatever I want. And you know exactly what I want, don't you? You know what I really, really want you to do... never, EVER, call me Kitten. Buy |
| Episode 1x07 - Home Is Where The Heart Stops | |
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"White Whale"
Ruthy: (about Castle) Half the girls on the registry have tried to land him -- rich and handsome! We call him the white whale. Buy |
| Episode 1x08 - Ghosts | |
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"Not Scared Of A Little Action, Are You?"
The staple challenge in a friendly (or not so friendly?) match of Texas Hold 'Em. Buy |
| Episode 1x09 - Little Girl Lost | |
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"I'm My Dreams You're Never Jealous; In My Dreams You Just Join In"
Beckett: It's Sunday morning. Shouldn't you be slinking home from a scanadlous liason? Castle: Would you be jealous if I were? Beckett: In your dreams. Castle: Actually, in my dreams you're never jealous. In my dreams you just join in. Buy |
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"You Is Who You Is, And If You Ain't Who You Is, Who Is You?"
If you're a fan of Marthaisms, then this is for you! Buy |
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"The Pea-Pod Bond"
Martha: I call it the pea-pod bond. You know, the bond that exists between parent and child, you and me, you and Alexis. We're all peas in a pod. Buy |
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"U GUYS MAKING OUT?" Text Message
The text message Castle sent to Beckett from the kidnapper's phone. Sorenson: Tell him to stop fooling around. Beckett: Like that'll help. Buy |
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"Ying Yang vs. Ying Ying"
Castle: Ying needs Yang, not another Ying. Ying yang... is harmony. Ying Ying... is a name for a panda. Buy |
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"I Don't Live My Life On Page Six"
Castle: You date? Who? Beckett: That's what it's called private life -- 'cause it's private. Unlike you, I don't live my life on page six. Buy |
| Episode 2x01 - Deep In Death | |
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"I'm Used To Hanging Out With Stiffs"
Lanie: You can take my seat up front. Amy: You sure!? Lanie: Mm-hmm. I'm used to hanging out with stiffs. (smiles; glares at Castle) Buy |
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"Self-Inflicted Brain Damage. Good Times."
Lanie: If he did have some [brain damage], it happened long before tonight and was probably self-inflicted. Castle: Ah. Good times. Buy |
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"A Wet Spong Is Not A Dead Body"
Castle: This guy couldn't throw a wet sponge off a roof, let alone a body. Buy |
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"I'm Fancy. I Strangle People With My Pinky Sticking Out."
Castle: Maybe he's fancy. Strangles people with his pinky sticking out. Like tea! Buy |
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"Sometimes When I Am Bored I Go To Glechik Cafe In Little Odessa And Pretend To Be Muscovite"
Esposito: You speak Russian? Beckett: Semester in Kiav between junior and senior year. [in accent] Sometimes when I am bored I go to Glechik Cafe in Little Odessa and pretend to be Muscovite. Esposito: Now that's kinda hot. Buy |
| Episode 2x06 - Vampire Weekend | |
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"You Smell Like Cherries"
Castle: You smell like cherries. Esposito: Hey, we got a hit on the... are we interrupting something? Castle: Yes. Beckett: No. Buy |
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"You Want To Bite Me, You Buy Me Dinner"
Castle: Hey, you want to bite me, you buy me dinner! Buy |
| Episode 2x13 - Sucker Punch | |
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"I Own A Boat!"
Johnny Vong: When I come to this country, I come with nothing. I come on boat! And now... Vong, Castle, and Esposito: I own a boat! Buy |
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"Try To Butch Up A Little"
Beckett: Keep your mouth shut and... try to butch up a little. Buy |
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"Pull My Pigtails"
Beckett: And if you tell anyone what I'm about to say, there's going to be another shooting but... I've gotten used to you pulling my pigtails. I have a hard job, Castle, and having you around makes it a little more fun. Buy |
| Episode 2x18 - Boom! | |
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"You Have The Right To Remain Silent. So Shut The Hell Up."
Beckett to the serial killer upon arresting him. Buy |
| Episode 2x21 - Den of Theives | |
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"I'm With You 'Til The Wheels Fall Off"
Esposito: Don't try to stop me. Ryan: I'm not. I'm going with you. Esposito: No, you're not. Ryan: I'm your partner. That means I'm with you 'til the wheels fall off. Buy |